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I'm not the Devil. You were wrong about that. But I can give you Death.
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#the vampire chronicles#louis de pointe du lac#in throes of increasing wonder#my art#my stuff#loustat#YES IT COUNTS#monologue of all time
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what rage you must feel as you choke on your sorrow the first time i laid eyes on you your beautiful face i saw that sorrow i did not know how it got there or why it was so voluminous i can take away that sorrow louis i can give you that death you begged your feeble blind degenerate nonexistent god for but i can do it joyfully i can swap this life of shame swap it out for a dark gift and a power you can't begin to imagine you just have to ask me for it you just have to nod your beautiful head and say yes i love you louis you are loved i send my love to you and you send it back round to me and this circle this home we've barely had a glimpse of know it frightens me as much as it does you be my companion louis be all the beautiful things you are and be them without apology for all eternity
#found this in my drafts lmao forgot i know this speech from memory#monologue of ALL TIME#and the second monologue of all time is in THE SAME EPISODE#interview with the vampire
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sooooooo basically we’re the first generation that gets to live twice. our existences are simultaneously experienced and curated. presented. packaged. polished for our own protection. digital fortresses made of bits, bytes, and pixels. walls made of zeroes and ones. grayson referred to these digital walls as masks, and he created the turd burglar to prove that behind them, we’re all full of shit. it would be easy to dismiss his messages as the ramblings of a mad man, if there wasn’t so much truth to them. we all do create versions of ourselves to appear to be the curators of our own stories. to appear to be in the drivers seat of our own lives. (we are the worst generation. we’re all full of shit. you all pretend to lead these perfect, happy lives when you know, you’re just as lonely as me. you’re fucking fake. you’re fucking plastic.) but pretending… doesn’t make us plastic. imagination is what makes us human. it allows us to be figure out which version of ourselves fits best. we’re not the worst generation. we’re just the most exposed. we’re living in a constant state of feedback and judgement. so maybe the masks are a tool to survive the time. maybe they provide a thin layer of protection. a place to grow, discover, reinvent. the important part is having people who know you without the mask. and being happy with who you are beneath it.
#GOD😭🙏#monologue of all time#last two episodes of american vandal season twoooooo 😭😭😭#american vandal
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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#WHAT YALL NOW ABOUT THE DEVIL ALL THE TIME!!#giving Luke the ending monologue from a movie about religion and cycles of abuse I said oh I’m sure!#happy may 4th!#gn Luke!!#art#fanart#digital art#fan art#my art#star wars#may the 4th be with you#may 4th#luke sykwalker#leia organa#han solo#long post
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Historians Hate Him
(Bonus: Lost footage of WWX's death)
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#sect leader yao#lan jingyi#The last time we were in 'present day' it was comic no.168...#Wei Wuxian has been sitting on that stump listening to complaints and slander for the last 53 comics!#The comic for 'Jumping back to present day' went through so many re-writes because in the Audio Drama it's 'just the opening for ep 8'.#But for me? For readers of PD-MDZS? its been a long time. How to transition back in a way that's fun?#Let's also get to my main point: Yeah hold on how *did* he die???#Nobody seem to actually know - and usually WWX's inner monologue woud be like 'It actually happened like this'.#But we get *none* of that. Instead the audience is equally an outsider and we just have to draw our own conclusions.#What is rumour and what is lies? I personally do not think any of the presented options are the truth.#We aren't supposed to know! It's okay to let be a mystery! The open interpretation lends itself to some interesting analysis!#WWX is the historical figure that makes people lock forum threads when the topic of 'how he died' comes up -#-because the debates are *that* heated.#I like to image the people who did know him 1) don't press him about what happened and 2) make up incorrect facts on purpose.#Quick - everyone make up a fact about how the Yiling Laozu died.#Mine is: I heard the YLLZ died by trying to drink all the blood out of his blood pool.
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you know what? back in glottage we didn’t have to put up with this shit. DAY after DAY the vast majority of people GOTOWORK. they SAY their prayers. they get THROUGH the DAY intact. reality stays within the usual permitted confines! and OUT HERE in the…COUNTRYSIDE (derogatory), TOWNS flood. and dirt patches EAT you. and PEOPLE. turn into FUCKING SHRIMP! keep your gods on a LEASH. it shouldn’t be this hard should it?!
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tsc was such a cultural reset bc for so long all we had was neil's (unreliable) narration and some small snippets from the extra content for povs. neil's narrator bias is actually insane and as much as i love him i'm so fucking glad we have jean and jeremy's povs they were so fucking refreshing and not just EXY EXY EXY EXY andrew's eyes andrew's hair EXY EXY EXY EXY EXY EXY homoerotic monologue about kevin day EXY EXY EXY EXY andrew minyard EXY EXY EXY
#zoe yaps#you get it#ok wait jean and jeremy also monologue about kevin day in a not very straight way#whatever we can't have everything#kevin just has a lot of aura#he's like a magnet for the girls and the gays#neil josten will forever be the narrator of all time i fear#his narration is so FUCKING funny#he's so calm and unhinged#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#the sunshine court#tsc#jean moreau#kevin day#andrew minyard#andreil#jeremy knox
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#random disclaimerrr: this is referring to that time period where all phannies were stereotyped to be teenagers#obv not reflective of the whole phandom just to add some similarities#dan and phil#phan#intellectual monologue#heydanandphil#1k#2k
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Top Bruce moment for me tbh
#me and my bf quote this all the time#screaming into a paper bag#PUT THE CHICKEN FINGERS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!#inner monologue#springsteen#bruce springsteen
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it started as a sword fighting observation sketch page then sanji
#one piece#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#zosan#sanzo#my art#what sanjis saying is a french meme from an asterix movie#(asterix mission cléopatre)#it's some kind of shit monologue a character goes on for about 5mn and it goes nowhere and has no relevance#i just want to draw sanji saying all the most cursed and stupid things and memes we have because we HAVE#next time he's singing jean pierre fromage#and referencing fatal bazooka#idc
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me personally. i wouldn't have gone after all the olympians at once. you're biting off more than you can chew here. all you would need to do is take each olympian out one by one. and then convince demigods that once enough people stop believing in a diety, that diety ceases to exist. which is not a lie. and you could use the death of pan to back yourself up. sure, you'd be in it for the long haul. but chess isn't meant to be a quick game.
#sometimes i identify the faults in kronos's plan and think of how i'd do a much better job#kronos did not need to summon an army in five years time#all he needed to do was allow luke monologue about how the gods will be their own undoing#and let luke pretend to almost kill percy in tlt#and then watch as the gods continue to prove luke right through using percy and his friends as pawns#and the gods would have been too caught up in their hubris to realize what was happening#let the gods destroy themselves#and the distrut will grown organically#had they been just a little more patient#this could have worked#albiet it is immoral so...there's that i guess😒😒#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#revolt against the gods#the battle of manhattan#i'd call it “the downfall of olympus” lol#if i had a nickel for everytime i thought of a better plan than kronos#i'd have two nickels#gods what does that say about me?
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Frens !!
#mha#my hero academia#tokoyami fumikage#izuku midoriya#shoto todoroki#bumfuzzled art#too lazy for proper rendering unfortunately#and now for my regularly scheduled rambling#shoutout to the friends that talk your ears off#and shoutout to the friends who are just there#also rereading mha made me notice Midoriya actually doesn’t talk much#man’s is monologuing in his brain the majority of the time#still a yapper in my heart#also also tokoyami is holding his scarred leg on purpose. just wanted to point that out.#and now not drawing related#all asks got deleted and all my notifs keep disappearing#if you send anything please resend#update:#I FORGOT MIDORIYAS SCARS? :( nooooo
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Jack was supposed to be alone on the roof. All he wanted was a minute alone with the sunrise and silence before handoff with Robby. But when he climbs the stairs (huffing slightly because his leg’s been digging into his skin for the past 3 hours) and finally gets to the roof, he finds you already there.
In his spot.
And panic shoots through him for a second because no one else ever goes past the railings. Not Robby, not the doordasher, certainly not you.
You don’t move an inch when he closes the door behind him, the lock clicking as he turns it. Robby can eat shit.
“I’ve thought about it too, y’know?”
He can just barely catch your eyes opening, gaze lowering to stare out at the orange-red horizon blooming over the city.
“‘bout what?”
You try to sound calm but there’s a slight unsteadiness to your voice. It’s barely noticeable but Jack catches it.
It’s you, of course he does.
“About what it would be like to let go. To forget about the injuries and the screams and the blood and just take a step or two forward. About how it’d feel to have free air replace the concrete under your feet and have the weight lifted off your chest for just a second. To find a moment of tranquility within the chaos.”
He sees your jaw clench, chest rise and fall as you take in a breath.
“Yeah,” you let out breathlessly and even with your back turned to him, he can picture the tired smile on your face. The one he thinks about a little too much to admit, “Sounds pretty damn nice, doesn’t it?”
He closes the gap between you, white-knuckled hands planted on the railing separating you from him.
His voice is low, quiet and gentle in a way you’ve come to associate with Jack Abbot, “But it won’t last as long as you hope. Never worth the disappointment of reality.”
The silence is thick, heavy. More deafening than the fireworks that make Jack flinch, a rare occurrence that melt his stone-cold facade. The same fireworks that made you cover his hand with yours one new year’s eve on the park bench. The half-drunk beer cans beside you lukewarm and long forgotten. He’s reminded of the way you squeezed his hand lightly and how he’s been chasing the warmth of your skin against his ever since.
A moment passes before you turn your head to face him, eyes finding the unyielding gaze already locked in to you.
“Your therapist teach you that?”
Then he’s back to Dr Abbot again, face flat and voice devoid of emotion.
“No. But yours should.”
Jack can’t tell if the noise you let out is a laugh or a scoff, “I don’t have therapist.”
He makes a similar sound.
“Fuckin’ figures.”
#i have one (1) idea and i’ve written it 6 different times#i also have a whole jack monologue about this already written#but i’m too impatient to fill in all the blanks#when i can pull myself away from all the amazing fics already posted by other ppl#jack abbot x reader#wip#the pitt#jack abbot#dr jack abbot#the pitt hbo#jack abbot drabble
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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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Game Over!
#princess art#rain world#rain world fanart#rw fanart#hollow knight#hollow knight fanart#hk fanart#ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#looks to the moon#rw looks to the moon#hornet#hk hornet#v1#ultrakill v1#v1 ultrakill#holy shit is that an In Stars and Time reference??? yes. yes it is#I still wanna figure out what kinda world these dweebs would all be present in but I have decided death IS in fact on the table#also dun mind me using Siffrin's inner monologue method of how they refer to each other as story progresses lol#crossover shenanigans
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